Never mind that, >>11546. Yesterday I went to IHOP; you know, The International House of Pancakes? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "10% off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You don't come to IHOP just because it's 10% off, fool. It's only 10%, TEN PER-FUCKING-CENT for crying out loud. There are even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some pancakes huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the Lumberjack Special with bacon." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll pay your bill if you get out of those seats. IHOP should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the sticky-topped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "tall stack, with extra syrup." Who in the world orders extra syrup nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra syrup?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra syrup"? Coming from an IHOP veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra butter. That's right, extra butter. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra butter means more butter than syrup. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>11546, should just stick with today's special.
