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387127 No.7391   [Reply]

I call it "spitting image". Basically I spit on my cat and use the spit to fuck with its hair. I encourage fellow VIPPERS to try this with their respective animals.

>> No.7416  

Why not just use hair gel?

>> No.7448  

>>7416
Spit makes cleaning easier for the cat, as it can be licked away with virtually no unpleasant effects while hair gel becomes hardened and crusty, making the cleanup process difficult for me and hazardous for the cat (if it should so clean itself).



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235675 No.7444   [Reply]

Listen up because this is a true story. I just ventured into the depths of SAoVP. Page 42 would be a good place to start, or so I thought...

Oh, the horror!!!これがVIPですか???

>> No.7445  

I was just venturing into SAoVP's depths as well. What was this horror that you found?

>> No.7451  

>>7445
It is an unspeakable horror, therefore I must not speak of it.

>> No.7457  

Business as usual, VIPPER-さん, business as usual.

>> No.7461  

Why, there's even a secret love affair down there!
Page 42 has all the good stuff!
See you there!



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55454 No.7412   [Reply]

SeVIPPER

>> No.7413  

I don't get it.

>> No.7428  
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227840

>>7412



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456138 No.7370   [Reply]

ヽ(´ー` )ノ

>> No.7371  

Too old.

>> No.7378  

You are not capable to wield any of these objects.
Please, come back when you are; which is not now.



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66246 No.7369   [Reply]

Give stonebaby all your VIPCOINS!

>> No.7379  

I am not a fan of stones or ones that punch.
I won't succumb to your anger villain.



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107036 No.6903   [Reply]

What is VIPPER eating?

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>> No.7275  

Vegetable tempura. Apparently it gets soggy and gross only a few hours after preparation.

>> No.7294  

>>7267
Mmmmmm... Fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these pig pussy pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human pussy again. But FUCK human pussy! I fuck dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I fuck them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds!
I couldn't get no twat from serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her pussy twat. Big phony bologna dicks. But now she wants this real cock. Come here serenity lets show these assholes how we fuck. Lets show these assholes how we fuck. My sweet sweet serenity.
Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind dick. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds.
All in pork rinds of god. In a land that speaks only with its eyes. No language, no dildos, no fucking laws! Where the whores can't sell their pussy. Or use their twats to gold dig. A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild.
Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Eat pork rinds, eat dead pigs. Salt their dead skin and put em in plastic bags. Fuck you, you fucking, farting robots. Suck my dead pig. Suck my dead pig!

>> No.7304  

>>7267
One of many uses!
http://www.textfiles.com/humor/dedpussy.txt

>> No.7325  
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33179

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

>> No.7365  

>>7325
Looks like senior citizen day at the pool



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136201 No.7344   [Reply]

BOON

>> No.7351  

CAN'T STOP NOW

>> No.7352  
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127499
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
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25602
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
>> No.7354  
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57459
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!


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219363 No.6177   [Reply]

The first test was successful. The border between the 2D and 3D world has been breached. Soon my 2D waifu will be here with me.

Wish me luck VIPPERs.

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>> No.7302  

I see your effeminate posture, >>6177-san.

>> No.7306  

TV Cat cat on the TV

>> No.7349  
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33174

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>> No.7350  

>>7349
Why is your てれび curved like that?

>> No.7567  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQBArDi4tNc



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502369 No.7341   [Reply]

What would a naked Mio and a Ritsu watch together?

>> No.7342  
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485776
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
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キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
>> No.7348  
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327667

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!



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45407 No.7300   [Reply]
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
>> No.7318  
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44816

A real man grows his own beard

>> No.7327  

>>7318
You have b een misinformed.

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>>7327
I would have to disagree.



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