he other day. I went to the neighborhood McDonald's. Y'know, Mac. But there was a whole crowd of people there, and I couldn't sit down. And then, I saw a curtain hanging from the ceiling, which had "Megamac" written on it. Come on, you retards. You idiots. Hey, you guys, don't come to McDonald's just because it says Megamac, morons It's Megamac! Fucking Megamac! There are parents and children here too. A four person family coming to McDonalds? "All right, Papa's gonna order some Megamacs--" I can't watch anymore. You bastards, I'll give you a hamburger if you leave those seats. McDonald's, it should be more bloodthirsty. During mealtimes, a brawl might start at the cash register. Provoked or unprovoked. That kind of atmosphere would be great. If you've brought a woman, piss off. So, just when I'd finally sat down, the guy in the neighbooring booth asks for "a cheeseburger" That really got my blood boiling. Hey you, Cheeseburgers aren't that popular at all, you know? Retard. He says "cheeseburger" with such an arrogant face. I want to has him if he really wants to eat a cheeseburger. I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for an hour. You, did you really want to order a cheeseburger? I'm a McDonald's expert, and among us McDonalds's experts, the most popular dish recently is the chicken fillet. It's that. A chicken fillet for the go. That's a McDonald's expert's recommendation. Chicken fillets have chicken meat in them. There's more chicken than vegetables. Get that. That, and a large fries. It's the best. But if you order it, the employees will annoy with stuff like "Sir, chicken fillets will take a bit of time, is that OK with you?" I can't recommend this to an amateur. So then, you bastards, what I mean is that you should just eat a hamburger.
