ヽ( ｀ー´)ﾉ rules are for jerks!

He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars

iM A BeAR ;)

Only thing manlier than a lumberjack is a viking.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papar
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) LUMBERJACKS!

But the manliest Vikings are the lumberjacking Vikings.

I am not a Lumberjack and I am posting in this thread.

Well, now you're one, kid. Pick up whatever axe or chainsaw you like. Just make sure to choose something you're strong enough to lift.

ITT: we think of a profession more manly than lumberjack.

....

I got nothing.

Miners?

... nah

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Double-chainsawed lumberjacks!

(´ﾟ∀ﾟ) LUMBERJACKS WITH CHAINSAWS FOR ARMS AND LEGS SO ALL THEY DO IS RUN AROUND AND SLICE TREES UP NIGHT AND DAY.

>>1251
（　´_ゝ`） Pretty intense.

>>1251
( ｀ー´)ﾉ Imagine a future without trees, future generations will thank us.

I'm here to pop bubble wrap and jack lumber and I'm all out of bubble wrap.

>>1257
But when there are no more trees, there will be no lumberjacks. The absence of lumberjacks is a rather cruel fate to place upon future generations, if you ask me.

>>1293

>>1257
b-b-but but, if there are no trees, there will be no more lumberjacks, and that is terrible.

Also, we won't be able to breath.

ヽ( ｀ー´)ﾉ Solar-powered cyberwerelumberjacks who plant trees by day then fucking rampage them every full moon!

>>1298

Today, I witnessed a real live lumberjack over at my neighbors' house.
His target, once a majestic tree, had become an unsightly bore, and without a hint of doubt in his heart, he methodically took all its body. I stayed motionless in awe, finally working up enough courage to pick up, trembling, my cameraphone.

>>1536
why did you name him trembling?

>>1537
What I do with the vibrator function is not your business.
It's not what you think.

They should make a cereal called LumberJacks, make it kinda like Apple Jacks, but made completely out of sawdust with axe shaped marshmallows.

This already sounds tastier than Apple Jacks.

>>1538
Oh, but it's something else, eh?

Lumberjack here, taking my daily 5 seconds off work.

>>1539

Lucky Charms might have an infringement case to deal with.

Yes, I have done it. Sorry, my internet doesn't want to upload in most places (like HERE).

http://xs232.xs.to/xs232/08432/jack847.png

Pretty rad I think.

I would enjoy it if someone posted it properly thank you.

>>1547

>>1546
>>1548
Manly.

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HEY
>>1546
>>1546
same person

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MODDS, please set the background music of this board to the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fchBUjqmfq0

Much better than Monty Python, don't you think?

>>2204
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One of my favorite ’snacks’ in Japan is “goheimochi”(五平餅). It’s said that this simple dish (rice on a stick with a dab of sweet miso paste) was first conceived by an ancient Japanese lumberjack named Gohei.

As the story goes (the one I like to believe), he’d been getting tired of cold onigiri and miso on even colder winter days for lunch. So with unlimited amounts of tree branches at his disposable, he decided to whittle a long, flat stick, pat his onigiri onto it, and cook it over an open fire. He then would put the miso paste on the onigiri after it had got warm and eat them both together.

And there you have it, a meal concocted while lumberjacking that would be loved by generations to come. Thanks Gohei !

Featured here is Paul Bunyan (and Babe the Blue Ox), a bit of a folk tale in Minnesota.

There is also a Paul Bunyan (and Babe the Blue Ox) in Oregon because, as it turns out, he is a company mascot similar to your Hardware Hank or your Howard the Duck.

>>2402
While I can appreciate their love of Paul Bunyan I must say that that statue would be an insult to the sheer stature of Paul Bunyan whose axe was rumored to be able to fell entire forests with one mighty sweep.

>>2408
Watch your words, VIPPER.

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I have seen lumberjacks do combat in coldest Alaska.

>>8969
Competing in battles of strength

>>8969
Precision

>>8971
Speed

>>8972
And art.

>>8973

>>8974

In the end the crew of the Spruce Mill camp beat those of Dawson Creek.

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She's holding one.

>>9000

way to go

Let's pretend the last few posts never happened.

yes i am.

hy guys

>>9038
It's good to see some young lumberjacks represented.

Youth is my name, enthusiasm's my game!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paul_Bunyan

Silly woman, that's not a tree.

>>9337
Silly VIPPER, that's fire axe.

>>9343
Silly VIPPER, that man is not on fire.

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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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