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1890082 No.1822  

I think it's high time we discussed PANCAKES, VIPPERS.

>> No.1825  

Waffles are better

>> No.1826  

>>1825
No, look;
In the last two and a half years, my life has changed in some aspects. I met new people, I became more serious, I got a job. But there is one thing that never changes, that you can be sure of. That thing is, Monday to Friday, at 16.30, no matter the weather, no matter the season, no matter any circumstances, you can find me in a one particular spot. And at that spot, in a rather small, semi-underground room, I'll be saying "strawberry pancakes and a cup of orange juice, please". And I will gently slide a local equivalent of about $1.50, smile as the waitress smiles back, and wait patiently, four to six minutes, as my pancakes are being prepared. Then, look, I will take the plate, sit down at some table, preferably not taken, put the pancakes in front of me, the cup of juice slightly to the right, and proceed with the ceremony. Gently slicing with a disposable knife, stabbing the morsel with a disposable fork, and devouring, consuming, relishing the underlying idea behind The Pancake. Every now and then, I would take a sip of the orange juice, make a brief break to enjoy my situation, then continue eating, most exquisitely caressing the strawberries inside my mouth, feeling every bit as the delectable divine food goes down my digestive tract. About seven minutes and two pancakes later, I will arise from the table, return the plate to the dishware return booth, trash the disposable cutlery, quaff some more of the ambrosial orange juice, and exit the bar, feeling that today was another good day, and whatever happens next, this day cannot be spoiled. Because, you know, pancakes. So please don't give me that waffles shit.

>> No.1828  

I find neither to be of my liking.

>> No.1829  

>>1826
Waffles are still better

>> No.1831  

I say we should make a sub-vote December 6: PANCAKES or WAFFLES
This way we get a definitive answer, and we don't squander funds in the name of democracy.

>> No.1838  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsz7sPX_K00

>> No.1853  

I like the way waffles have a sort of symmetry, since they're ingrained with squares.

>> No.1859  

i support french toast

>> No.1885  

Waffles are disgusting. Waffle-eaters are the reason why everything is wrong with today's world. They steal and eat children. We should vote to lock them up for their own good, and particularly for the good of the rest of us proper and proud pancake folk.

>> No.1887  

Pancakes all the way. No way Waffles can be better. Everyone who disagrees is probably a Waffle himself.

>> No.1888  

Lumberjacks eat pancakes, not waffles. Case closed.

>> No.1907  

>>1888

I believe they eat flapjacks my good friend.

an ambrosic alternative to the pancake only able to be digested by the physique of a lumberjack.

any lesser beings insides would simply burst into flames.

>> No.1911  

>>1907
What could be nobler, then, than for us to attempt to, in our own debased and humble way, imitate the infinitely and unimpeachably noble lumberjack?

>> No.1918  

>>1911
On the contrary, one might suggest that we, not being lumberjacks, are not fit even to eat breakfast foods from within the same category as they.

>> No.1919  

>>1918

DADDY COOL is worthy.

>> No.1923  

>>1919
As he claims we will be, if we pay him enough ;)

>> No.4365  

I was at my daily restaurant today. They said that they didn't have pancakes, so I'm like, I'll wait, how long? And she says, 30 minutes, and I'm all cool. And then I ate the pancakes. It was pretty cool.

>> No.4378  

>>1822
I like this picture. I wish I had a maid who would bring me a giant tower of hotcakes.

>> No.4439  

muffins are the true winners

>> No.4491  

>>1822

I LOVE pancakes so much.
They are the best food ever.

What i love to do is eat them warm with lemon an syrup.
I wrap them up into a cylinder shape.
Mmmm, it is like eating heaven and hearing all the angels crying of pain.

>> No.4492  
> I wrap them up into a cylinder shape...

Blasphemy!
That's not how you eat pancakes at all.
Quite unVIP I must say...

>> No.4493  

>>4492
Even though I prefer the quarter-circle double fold personally, I don't mind the cylinder technique. Eating them without any pre-shaping, here's where the heresy's at.

>> No.4832  

What were pancakes like before maple syrup and butter were invented?

>> No.4837  

>>4832
You're among VIPPERS; you can just call it syrup and we'll know what you're talking about.

>> No.4846  

>>4832
You're among VIPPERS; you can just ∴∵∴∵∴ ∴∵∴∵∴ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ and we'll know what you're talking about.

>> No.11546  
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i don't know anything about pancakes, but here is a bunny with doughnut on it's head

>> No.11550  

Never mind that, >>11546. Yesterday I went to IHOP; you know, The International House of Pancakes? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "10% off" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You don't come to IHOP just because it's 10% off, fool. It's only 10%, TEN PER-FUCKING-CENT for crying out loud. There are even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some pancakes huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the Lumberjack Special with bacon." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll pay your bill if you get out of those seats. IHOP should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the sticky-topped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "tall stack, with extra syrup." Who in the world orders extra syrup nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra syrup?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra syrup"? Coming from an IHOP veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra butter. That's right, extra butter. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra butter means more butter than syrup. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you, >>11546, should just stick with today's special.



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