HORSES
MUSHROOM
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
I am not sure why you people dislike horses but as a person I am concerned that it is an irrational dislike and you should stop.
>>5531Don't try to fool us, even I can clearly see you're a horse wearing a mask.
>>5530Oh I hate you so much. There are like five different horse demons in DS.
http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/res/3520.html
http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses
Are horses VIP QUALITY?
>>5911Horses against JEWS. What a world.
>>5920I always knew that the JEWS were the good guys.
For Dollyhttp://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Amazing+Horse/
>>5937Wait a prohorse post made by a jew?Don't know if VIP or not.
>>5937Wait a prohorse post made by a jew?
Don't know if VIP or not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nightmare
♞━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
>>6087 this one is better , Cauchemard !
>>6087
this one is better , Cauchemard !
>>5937<3
Am i cute uguu~
( ≖‿≖)
I just saw a picture of a horse sticking his head out of a sewer hole. Unfortunately, my Pictures folder has several thousand pictures in it and it would take a million years to find it again.
>>6494Sort your pictures folder by "Date Modified"Always be able to find pictures you just saw
>>6494
>>6495It's funny because my image viewer defaults to date sorting no matter how many times I try to reset it to alphabetical order.
>>6495Date Modified only works with pictures last saved, not seen/opened. I wonder if there's an option for that.
>>6509You could do ls -lut to narrow it down.
ls -lut
Luckily I have my tens of thousands of files named with obnoxious ebay-esque strings of keywords. I shall never want for a tangentially related image.
>I have my tens of thousands of files named with obnoxious ebay-esque strings of keywordsI don't （ ´∀｀）Someone please implement a distributed danboorufs.
>I have my tens of thousands of files named with obnoxious ebay-esque strings of keywords
I don't （ ´∀｀）Someone please implement a distributed danboorufs.
>>6501I will not and you can't make me.
>>6501
I will not and you can't make me.
>>6540Well why not, eh? I've never understood how people whose filenames are just numbers or some shit can find anything. A labyrinth of overly specific subfolders to contain them seems like it would only serve to exacerbate the problem.Especially since, I mean, what if an image fits the criteria for two folders? Or even several? WHAT THEN? Oh god.
>>6540Well why not, eh? I've never understood how people whose filenames are just numbers or some shit can find anything. A labyrinth of overly specific subfolders to contain them seems like it would only serve to exacerbate the problem.
Especially since, I mean, what if an image fits the criteria for two folders? Or even several? WHAT THEN? Oh god.
>>6545I just remember the details of everything I've ever downloaded. It seems easier than renaming everything or organizing images beyond a few basic categories.I don't have any pictures of horses.
>>6545I just remember the details of everything I've ever downloaded. It seems easier than renaming everything or organizing images beyond a few basic categories.
I don't have any pictures of horses.
>>6513Lucky you, all I've got are undescriptive 4chan timestamps. Maybe I should start naming images in their filename when I save them.
>>6560An SQL database could be used to store danbooru keywords referencing file paths. It would be like a locally-stored danbooru. Perhaps even a Firefox plugin could be created to make this really easy. I could make most of this a reality.
>>6574Setting up a database is the easy part, actually going through and tagging all the images is another matter.
What would be awesome would be some sort of P2P magic allowing for unmoderated but spam-filtered tagging of file hashes and acquiring files from hashes and tag searches distributed amongst peers, with some moderated central hash/tag list pairs repositories for specific interests (such as danbooru) which can act as their own trustable namespace and/or be merged to the main namespace. You'd edit tags using whatever built-in metadata facilities your file browser has (for example the spotlight comments on OS X's Finder) and some software would silently monitor shared folders and take care of whatever needs to happen behind your back.Then you could search for files using virtual folders like /dev/danboorufs/local-search/lumberjack+anal+horse/width-600px+/year-2008-2009/ or /dev/danboorufs/p2p-search/md5-077b66ebd91c892c5797cad2ebce2b6d/ and the folder would be populated with the results, downloading from the p2p cloud if necessary. Helper software would help you craft a query if you don't care to learn the syntax. It would work system-wide instead of being bound to a specific platform. It would be great, it would raise heaps of privacy and security issues, it would laugh in the face of copyright, it would bring world peace¹, and it will never happen. ¹: in the form of the attached file, that would have been mistagged lumberjack-horse-gif-short_skirt-thigh_highs-world_peace-anal by a spambot.
What would be awesome would be some sort of P2P magic allowing for unmoderated but spam-filtered tagging of file hashes and acquiring files from hashes and tag searches distributed amongst peers, with some moderated central hash/tag list pairs repositories for specific interests (such as danbooru) which can act as their own trustable namespace and/or be merged to the main namespace. You'd edit tags using whatever built-in metadata facilities your file browser has (for example the spotlight comments on OS X's Finder) and some software would silently monitor shared folders and take care of whatever needs to happen behind your back.Then you could search for files using virtual folders like /dev/danboorufs/local-search/lumberjack+anal+horse/width-600px+/year-2008-2009/ or /dev/danboorufs/p2p-search/md5-077b66ebd91c892c5797cad2ebce2b6d/ and the folder would be populated with the results, downloading from the p2p cloud if necessary. Helper software would help you craft a query if you don't care to learn the syntax. It would work system-wide instead of being bound to a specific platform. It would be great, it would raise heaps of privacy and security issues, it would laugh in the face of copyright, it would bring world peace¹, and it will never happen.
¹: in the form of the attached file, that would have been mistagged lumberjack-horse-gif-short_skirt-thigh_highs-world_peace-anal by a spambot.
>>6574You heard >>6587, get to work!
>>5524 Look this vidéo at 2:04 for spy horse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM
>>5524
Look this vidéo at 2:04 for spy horse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM
What's all this about databases? It only took a few weeks for me to go through all of my files and rename them manually, and I have a fuckton.
>>6609You must be young and full of amphetamines; whereas I'm old and full of alcohol and apathy.
>>6611Young and full of alcohol and apathy, actually. Also crippling OCD.This is the key - take note.Making sure all of my images have an embedded color profile has proven a far more frustratingly ongoing ordeal, though, I must admit.
>>6611Young and full of alcohol and apathy, actually.
Also crippling OCD.
This is the key - take note.
Making sure all of my images have an embedded color profile has proven a far more frustratingly ongoing ordeal, though, I must admit.
Now I'm wondering what the average age for a VIPPER is.
>>6619Not the average VIPPER, but 28 if it helps you.
Been VIPPING since 17.Yeah.
>>6619I'm 18 now, but I've been VIPPING since 15.
>>6619I'm 20, but I've only been VIPPING for a little over a year.
http://may.2chan.net/26/futaba.htm (;´Д｀)
>>6626Hey, me too!
>>6494FOUND IT! ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
>>6494FOUND IT!
>>6757scary scary
A well-applied counter-horse technique may leave your opponent open for a followup attack.
（・-・)
>>7281
The anti-horse alliance is made up of self-loathing white people who blame horses for every ill in the World, and jews suffering from horse-envy, bitter that the world's greatest animal can do what it likes without having to ask permission. The truth is that Horses has behaved with enormous restraint since being domesticated. Remember, remember. Remember the gut-wrenching movie Sea Biscuit, and the diagnosis was a ruptured suspensory ligament in the front left leg. Remember those agonizing days when Sea biscuit, first at a walk and later at a trot and canter, learned to run again. Remember the Santa Anita Handicap, and its $121,000 prize. Remember him picking his way through the field. as they thundered down the back straight, taking the firm ground just off the rail. Remember, remember - and realize that horses have never retaliated for domestication in anything like the way it could have. So a few get kicked in the head? Pass the Kleenex. So some glue huffing asshole has to clean up some shit after a parade? A shame, but maybe should have thought about graduating high school. I love horses, yet horses are hated. Horses are hated because it is what every person wishes they could be - proud, free, strong, open, optimistic. Or do you really think horses are the root of all evil? Tell it to those proud calvary officers who cleansed the United States of the taint of the natives. Tell it to the farmer too old to work his ow fields who relies on these stalwart bastions of goodness. And tell it to every little girl who just wants something to love. To our shame, the Kentucky derby gets a worse press than NASCAR. Remember, remember, our noble equestrian friends. The greatest atrocities in human history is failure to appreciate our beloved brethren! No, do more than remember. Never forget.
>>7296This post was obviously written by a human as it reeks of human privilege and guilt. I know you're just trying to be a good horse ally, but you really need to check your privilege.
>>7296
This post was obviously written by a human as it reeks of human privilege and guilt. I know you're just trying to be a good horse ally, but you really need to check your privilege.
This is the correct way to handle a horse, if one ever invades your house.
Horses aren't capable of thoughts that are of good nature.Horses are the embodiment of all things terrible, they are NOT VIP quality.Therefor, should not be visible on this board! SHOO! BEGONE!
Horses aren't capable of thoughts that are of good nature.Horses are the embodiment of all things terrible, they are NOT VIP quality.
Therefor, should not be visible on this board! SHOO! BEGONE!
I luv horses.
>>7402
"Anxiously I flyapocalyptic hell beastfails to soothe my nerves."http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/02/arts/design/02hors.html
"Anxiously I flyapocalyptic hell beastfails to soothe my nerves."
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/02/arts/design/02hors.html
>>7450TOUHOURSES?!?!!!!??!
>>7467QUALITY levels are dropping rapidly! Containment is needed!
>>7468I agree. It seems someone is due for a visit to the tanasinn chamber.
>>7468
I agree. It seems someone is due for a visit to the tanasinn chamber.
>>7474MUMMY HORSE
>>6660
I've met this particular fellow.
Fear of a Horse Planet
>>7614STOP LAUGHING OLIVIA
>>7633Stop shouting VIPPER.
Ferde?
>>7656You may as well tell our children to love devil worship or Satanism. What the fuck.
>>7664You have children?!
>>7656
WHOREses. 8-)
Don't forget to make some glue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp4ZWvAhnI
HORSE HERO！！！
Animal cruelty, or VIP pony owner doing his part to keep the mettwurst horse creatures from being able to reproduce. You decide.
I feel a disturbance in the horse.
>>8638>>8639http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk7eyqY4bbQｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
>>8638>>8639http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk7eyqY4bbQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7jbP1_H9sA
>>8696Even Data faints at the sight of HORSES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGCAube_oJwDrunk Romanian lumberjack defeats horse with a well placed tree.
>>8802100% VIP. You can have two of my VIPCOINS for that video.
>>8802ヽ(；´^｀)ノHowever will the gentlemen get home now?
>>8823His friend is an experienced lumberjack. I am sure that he could fashion is friend a new horse from that very same tree as a token of apology.
>>8823
His friend is an experienced lumberjack. I am sure that he could fashion is friend a new horse from that very same tree as a token of apology.
http://www.greyrainbow.com/index.php?/illustration/unicorn-being-a-jerk/
>>9034Whats the source bro?
https://docs.google.com/fileview?id=0Bzzl4qDaSkOQODkyMGVhZTctOGY2NC00NWIyLWEzN2MtMTc5NDk5NjBjMDNk&hl=enhttp://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3178403
https://docs.google.com/fileview?id=0Bzzl4qDaSkOQODkyMGVhZTctOGY2NC00NWIyLWEzN2MtMTc5NDk5NjBjMDNk&hl=en
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3178403
>>9431This is without a doubt the most inspiring story I have read in the last ten years. AAAAAAAAAAA+++++++++++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4leAT2R9Jw8('A')
Come children, I will show you how to VIP.
GOATS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZorseZORSES
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorse
ZORSES
Beautiful Horses~
Hay, guys.
>>10057Oh dear, it seems I know a few people in that picture.
>>6493 ∧ ∧ / ヽ‐‐ ヽ 彡 ヽ 彡 ● ● 彡 ( l We'll see who makes whom into glue! 彡 ヽ | 彡 ヽ l / ` （ o o) / ＿＿ /´> ) (＿＿|（ /<ヽ／ | / ´ | ／＼ ＼ | / ) ) ﾋl （ ＼ ＼二) http://www.songfight.org/music/save_a_pony/spyvspie_pony.mp3
>>6493 ∧ ∧ / ヽ‐‐ ヽ 彡 ヽ 彡 ● ● 彡 ( l We'll see who makes whom into glue! 彡 ヽ | 彡 ヽ l / ` （ o o) / ＿＿ /´> ) (＿＿|（ /<ヽ／ | / ´ | ／＼ ＼ | / ) ) ﾋl （ ＼ ＼二)
http://www.songfight.org/music/save_a_pony/spyvspie_pony.mp3
>>10198Why did you post Nida in a thread about HORSES?
>>10225SAUCE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikbalang
>>10228I'm sorry, that's not how we do things around here.
>>10233>Another countermeasure is to ask permission out loud to pass byexcuse me may i pass through here
>>10233
>Another countermeasure is to ask permission out loud to pass by
excuse me may i pass through here
>>10228
∧,,∧ ( ´；ω；） Ａ_Ａ ⊂ ⊃ /⌒▼⊂ ・ ・⊃ | ωつ *～|● （ （＿ω） し ⌒Ｊ U`～- U U ごめんね ∧,,∧ ( ´；ω；） Ａ_Ａ / つ⌒▼⊂ - -⊃ (( （ |● （ （＿ω） しU`～- U U
∧,,∧ ( ´；ω；） Ａ_Ａ ⊂ ⊃ /⌒▼⊂ ・ ・⊃ | ωつ *～|● （ （＿ω） し ⌒Ｊ U`～- U U
ごめんね ∧,,∧ ( ´；ω；） Ａ_Ａ / つ⌒▼⊂ - -⊃ (( （ |● （ （＿ω） しU`～- U U
>>10263See >>5544
>>10266 Fucking horses, leave our women alone!
>>10267Shut your mouth.
>>10273;_;
お誕生日おめでとう、馬スレ！
Horse suicide (Don't do it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb97Ahy0NNg
The King appeared alert and at times animated, entertaining his guests with anecdotes about his encounters with Iranian leaders (septel), and throwing up his hands in complaint when asked if he spent time with his horses: "I see them on television when they race," he said. "I love horses," he exclaimed, "every couple of weeks I get to see them, and then I have a very calm and restful sleep."
>>10427What about the 10th doctor?Is the 10th doctor some kind of HORSE SYMPATHIZER?
Ol' Mares flying through the Pay Window
"My horror as horse tried to eat my hat"A woman has recounted her terror after a horse attempted to eat her holly-adorned festive hat because it thought it was a bush that would be nice to eat.http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/849229-my-horror-as-horse-tried-to-eat-my-hat
"My horror as horse tried to eat my hat"
A woman has recounted her terror after a horse attempted to eat her holly-adorned festive hat because it thought it was a bush that would be nice to eat.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/849229-my-horror-as-horse-tried-to-eat-my-hat
>>10499>Mrs Samme, 55, was wearing a novelty Christmas pudding hat which had a sprig of holly on the top when the hungry horse saw her.>pudding hat>PUDDI HATWhere can I purchase such VIP QUALITY headgear?
>>10499
>Mrs Samme, 55, was wearing a novelty Christmas pudding hat which had a sprig of holly on the top when the hungry horse saw her.>pudding hat>PUDDI HAT
Where can I purchase such VIP QUALITY headgear?
>>10507Go away JEWS
>>10507 I don't think it's worth the risk of having a horse bite your head off
I say, I'm feeling rather HOARSE today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gPJo25sb80There's a horse in that car!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gPJo25sb80
There's a horse in that car!
>>10432What is this magnificent manga?
>>10598It appears to be BERSERK, fellow Vipper.
>>10599There's no way that's Berserk.
>>10605I am the VIPPER that posted >>10432 and I can confirm that it is in fact Berserk.It's from the 3rd chapter in the 17th volume.
>>10605I am the VIPPER that posted >>10432 and I can confirm that it is in fact Berserk.
It's from the 3rd chapter in the 17th volume.
>>10607My bad, that's obviously Berserk.And here I thought he was asking what >>10597 was and somebody was saying that was Berserk.I need to pay attention. orz
>>10607My bad, that's obviously Berserk.And here I thought he was asking what >>10597 was and somebody was saying that was Berserk.
I need to pay attention. orz
When I was a kid my dad convinced me that Hawaii had native horses that came there by hitching rides on driftwood, they could also breathe underwater and climb trees for coconuts.It was my second favorite animal right after the Thorny Devil(FUCK YEAH!!)
When I was a kid my dad convinced me that Hawaii had native horses that came there by hitching rides on driftwood, they could also breathe underwater and climb trees for coconuts.
It was my second favorite animal right after the Thorny Devil(FUCK YEAH!!)
>>10629's father is a horse in disguise
this is why i hate horses
>>10702>>8640
There's something about horses that makes me really dislike them...Maybe it's their giant penises
There's something about horses that makes me really dislike them...
Maybe it's their giant penises
>>10704
This thread is not about reposts.It is about HORSES.
>>10778Detecting large amounts of TENBUX in this sector.
Get off my lawn you equestrian freaks
>>10779http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3377156ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
>>10779
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3377156
I crossed the waveform with an inversion of itself to partially isolate the vocals.
>>10809Horses do not HAVE superpowers, you horse sympathizer.
This tournament will determine who is THE KING OF THE HORSES!!(Heavy bets placed on JAZZ HORSE)
This tournament will determine who is THE KING OF THE HORSES!!
(Heavy bets placed on JAZZ HORSE)
Terrifying visions of the future.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLeQCSCBx-MAlways plotting.
http://www.horsemart.co.uk/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXf3kwjKQ0
http://nedroid.com/2011/02/laserpony-studios-presents-the-horsemans-tale/ A harrowing tale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFKg6i2EX-M
Stallion semen has Kiwis raring to go for Hokitika Wildfoods festivalhttp://www.news.com.au/world/stallion-semen-has-kiwis-raring-to-go-for-hokitika-wildfoods-festival/story-e6frfl00-1226008180566
Stallion semen has Kiwis raring to go for Hokitika Wildfoods festival
http://www.news.com.au/world/stallion-semen-has-kiwis-raring-to-go-for-hokitika-wildfoods-festival/story-e6frfl00-1226008180566
ATREYU!
>>11304that is not a horse why did you post it
>>11305If you read it, you will learn that it is about HORSES...and a couple of other things...
Any HANDSOME horse in town?
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